上帝的寵兒

God's darling

——東施新傳

——New biography of Dongshi

我，東施也，以丑名垂青史。但千百年來，我一直過得很郁悶，很不爽呀！

I, Dongshi, have a reputation for ugliness. But for thousands of years, I have been very depressed, very unhappy!

話說自從那年那日，我學習鄰家美眉西施皺眉捧心、病歪歪的樣子后，被時人嘲笑了一番，還原創(chuàng)了一條成語“東施效顰”送給我后，我就足不出戶，整天以淚洗面。（但是，盡管我茶不思，飯不想的，倒也沒見消瘦下去。）我就不明白，西施病成那樣，臭男人們倒是我見猶憐，大發(fā)慈悲和男子漢的英雄情懷呢。我呢，只不過稍微學習、模仿了一下，為何引發(fā)眾多的不滿和諷刺呢？我知道，因為我生了一張丑陋的臉蛋，郁悶之極！我不禁要責怪父母的粗心、責怪上帝的不公了，上帝在創(chuàng)造我的時候一定是走了神，不然我的五官為何這樣粗糙和錯位！

Since that day, when I learned from my neighbor's beauty, Xi Shi, who frowned and held his heart and was ill, I was laughed at by the people of that time. After I was given the idiom "to imitate the frown in the East", I stayed indoors and washed my face with tears all day long. (but even though I don't think about tea or rice, I haven't lost weight.) I don't understand that when Xishi is so ill, I can't help the smelly men. They are merciful and heroic. I just studied and imitated it a little bit. Why did it cause so much dissatisfaction and satire? I know, because I gave birth to an ugly face, extremely depressed! I can't help blaming the carelessness of my parents and the unfairness of God. God must have gone when he created me, otherwise why my five senses are so rough and misplaced!

我一定要找上帝算賬！強烈的思想占據了我的心，我決定不惜一切代價去找上帝評評理，找回我失去的一切！

I must find God! Strong thoughts occupied my heart, I decided to go to God at all costs to judge, find all I lost!

等待了千百年，我終于乘坐“神舟十號”載人飛船飛向太空，飛到上帝的“安樂宮”去。上帝的家園可不是一般的美麗，難以用筆墨形容！我雖然妒忌羨慕，可也無心留戀，直奔“極樂殿”去。咦，那個坐在花園中閉目養(yǎng)神的老頭兒是誰呀？，就是上帝！于是，我整整衣衫，走上前去，咳了一聲，說：“上帝老爺，你倒也悠閑自在呀！，怎么不去民間體察疾苦呢？我，東施，因為你的疏忽，長成這副模樣，受盡的人們的白眼和嘲笑，你要為我做主呀！”說著，不禁悲從中來，眼淚沾濕了我的衣襟。上帝睜開了雙眼，微笑著看著我，傾聽著我的訴說。等到我的控訴一吐為快后，他才慢慢地開口說道：“我可憐的孩子呀，這么多年來，你都生活在眾人的眼光里，你失去了自我，同時又編織自我束縛的牢籠，你從來沒有從自己身上發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的優(yōu)點和閃光點呀！”接著，上帝又緩緩說道：“萬物生于世間，自有它的價值。你看，這花園中，小草沒有鮮花美麗，可是要是沒有了小草，鮮花的美麗就凸現(xiàn)不出來。你呢，不要模仿別人，不要羨慕別人，趕快走出這個自我小天地，找找你的特長和優(yōu)點，幫助他人，為世人服務，你會收獲到人們應有的喜愛和尊敬的！”說完，上帝揮揮衣袖，又閉目養(yǎng)神去了。

After waiting for thousands of years, I finally took the shenzhou-10 manned spacecraft to the space and flew to God's "easy Palace". God's home is not the general beauty, hard to describe with ink! Although I was envious and envious, I didn't care to go straight to the "blissful Palace". Eh, who's that old man sitting in the garden keeping his eyes shut? , God! Then, I dressed up, went forward, coughed, and said, "Lord God, you are free and easy! Why don't we go to the people to observe the sufferings? I, Dongshi, because of your negligence, have grown into this kind of look, the white eyes and ridicule of the people who have suffered, you must make up your mind for me! " Said, can not help but from the middle, tears wet my lapel. God opened his eyes, smiled at me, listened to me. After my accusation was quickly released, he slowly opened his mouth and said, "my poor child, you have been living in the eyes of all people for so many years. You have lost yourself, and at the same time you have woven a cage of self-restraint. You have never found your own advantages and highlights from yourself!" Then God said slowly, "all things are born in the world and have their own value. You see, in this garden, the grass is not as beautiful as flowers, but if there is no grass, the beauty of flowers will not be highlighted. As for you, don't imitate others, don't envy others, go out of this small world of yourself, find your strengths and advantages, help others and serve the world, and you will get the love and respect that people should have! " After that, God waved his sleeves and went away again.

我聽了上帝的一番話后，愣在了那兒……

After listening to God's words, I was stunned there

從上帝那兒回來后，我反省了自己，審視了自己。我，擁有健壯的身體，有的是力氣，于是干完了自家田里的活兒，還可以幫助鄰居李奶奶家一把；我，擁有婉轉的歌喉，唱歌的時候，既愉悅了自己，還給勞動的人們以快樂的享受，啊，我還走上了星光大道的舞臺；我，擁有明亮的眼睛，我做的女紅，繡出的花朵可以吸引蝴蝶飛舞，入圍國際大獎……

When I came back from God, I reflected on myself and examined myself. I have strong body and strength, so I finish my work in my own field, and I can also help my neighbor Grandma Li's family. I have a gentle singing voice. When I sing, I not only delight myself, but also enjoy the people who work happily. Ah, I also walk on the stage of Xingguang Avenue. I have bright eyes, I make scarlet, embroidered flowers It can attract butterflies to fly and be shortlisted for international awards

哈哈，我笑口常開，我走出了自我小天地，受到了各家媒體的采訪，我不再是丑的代名詞，我是個性的化身，新時代女性的代表。

Ha ha, I always smile. I have stepped out of my own small world and been interviewed by various media. I am no longer the synonym of ugliness, I am the embodiment of personality and the representative of women in the new era.

這天，我收到了來自天庭的賀卡：“你是我的寵兒——安琪兒之東施，祝賀你！”

On this day, I received a greeting card from heaven: "you are my favorite - Angel's host, Congratulations!"