我的媽媽，什么都好，出得廳堂，進得廚房，就是不知從什么時候迷上斗地主了，簡直到了廢寢忘食的地步。媽媽斗地主時從來不出聲兒，既不吵，也不叫，這是為什么呢？噢！原來媽媽是在跟電腦里的玩家“斗地主”呢！我的媽媽在斗地主時非常專心，從不讓別人打擾她，要不，她準會饒不了你！

My mother, everything is good, out of the hall, into the kitchen, I don't know when I fell in love with the landlord, it's almost to the point of sleepless. Why does mother never make a noise, neither quarrel nor cry when she fights the landlord? Oh! It turns out that mother is fighting against the landlord with the players in the computer! My mother is very attentive when fighting against the landlord. She never lets others disturb her. Otherwise, she can't spare you!

有一次，我在讀書時遇到了一個生詞，字典上也沒有意思，便去問媽媽：“媽媽，‘秋霜肅殺’什么意思？”只見媽媽目不轉(zhuǎn)睛地盯著電腦屏幕“斗地主”，根本沒聽見我說的話。我搖了搖媽媽，又問了一遍，這下才把媽媽的視線從電腦屏幕上拉開。但是，沒過一秒鐘，媽媽的視線又像彈簧似的轉(zhuǎn)移到了電腦屏幕，又開始全神貫注地“斗地主”了。在我“糾纏不休”時，媽媽嘀咕了三個字：“查字典。”“可字典上沒有呀！到底什么意思？”我急著問?！班拧馑际恰瓚?yīng)該出對A，啊。他怎么會有對2？”我見媽媽心不在焉，又接著問道：“我覺得是指天氣很冷，對不對？”媽媽不高興地說道：“要自己獨立學(xué)習?？?！這牌又輸了25分，都怪你，下次我在斗地主時可別來打擾我了。”唉！問個作業(yè)吧，最后什么也沒問到，到頭來反而還被訓(xùn)了一頓！

Once, when I was reading a book, I came across a new word which was not interesting in the dictionary, so I asked my mother, "Mom, what does" autumn frost killing "mean?" I saw my mother staring at the computer screen "fight landlord", didn't hear what I said. I shook my mother, asked again, and then my mother's eyes were drawn away from the computer screen. However, within a second, my mother's eyes shifted to the computer screen like a spring, and began to concentrate on "fighting the landlord". When I was "pestering", my mother muttered three words: "look up the dictionary." "But not in the dictionary! What do you mean? " I asked in a hurry. "Um... It means It should be right a, ah. How could he have the right 2? " I saw my mother absent-minded, and then asked, "I think it means it's very cold, isn't it?" My mother said unhappily, "I want to study on my own. Look! I lost another 25 points on this card. It's all your fault. Don't disturb me next time I'm fighting against the landlord. " Alas! Ask for an assignment. In the end, I didn't ask for anything. In the end, I was disciplined!

還有一次，爸爸喊媽媽吃飯，不過喊了很多遍，媽媽都沒有應(yīng)聲，爸爸走過去一看，又在“斗地主”！爸爸便大聲喊道：“吃飯了?！眿寢屝毖劭戳艘幌掳职植荒蜔┑卣f道：“向后轉(zhuǎn)，起步走，再來打擾我的話，我這牌輸了就找你算帳！”這下，爸爸連大氣都不敢出了。

Another time, my father called my mother to eat, but I cried many times. My mother didn't answer. My father went to have a look and was fighting against the landlord again! "Dad then shouted:" eat Mom squinted at Dad and said impatiently, "turn back, start walking, and if you disturb me again, I'll find you when I lose this card!" This time, Dad dare not even go out of the atmosphere.

怎么樣？我媽媽是名副其實的“斗地主狂”吧！

What about? My mother is a real landlord fighting maniac!