話(huà)說(shuō)三國(guó)，久合必分，分久必合。可能是因?yàn)檎J(rèn)為大刀太爛，或是因?yàn)樘f，還是因?yàn)榭匆?jiàn)馬超買(mǎi)了一把最新的刀，關(guān)云長(zhǎng)居然叫他的手下去買(mǎi)一把最流行，最好看，最耐用，最鋒利的大刀！他的手下一聽(tīng)，馬上遵命。叫上一位小兵和他一同去。
As for the Three Kingdoms, long-term cooperation will lead to separation and long-term separation will lead to integration. Maybe it's because he thinks the broadsword is too bad, or because it's too old, or because he saw that Ma Chao bought the latest broadsword. Guan Yunchang actually asked him to buy the most popular, best looking, most durable and sharpest broadsword! As soon as his men listened, they obeyed. Call the last soldier with him.
到了刀市，他倆東張西望，目標(biāo)定在一家叫“流行刀店”的店。他們興奮的走過(guò)去一進(jìn)店。都瞪大了眼睛，這家店里的大刀真是一把比一把好。他們看到了各種各樣的刀：有的刀鞘上到處鑲滿(mǎn)了南非的鉆石，有的在刀上擺上一排的鉆石，顏色各異。他們看著看著，居然忘記了關(guān)羽交給他們的任務(wù)。這時(shí)有人叫他們，他們回過(guò)頭一看，“噢！鬼啊?。?！”那位小兵大叫起來(lái)。原來(lái)是小喬，她打扮得十分的“時(shí)髦”：頭發(fā)染得黃黃的而且還是卷發(fā)，睫毛黑黑的，耳朵上分別戴著白金耳環(huán)，手上都戴著各種顏色的戒指，指甲上都是亮晶晶的脂膏。“什么鬼??？！這叫時(shí)髦，懂不懂，老土！”小喬生氣的說(shuō)?！安焕砟銈兞?！”她生氣的走了。他們想：“周瑜可真倒霉啊。”“我們區(qū)買(mǎi)大刀吧”“l(fā)et‘s go！”
When they arrived at Dao City, they looked around, targeting a shop called "popular Dao shop". They walked excitedly to the store. All eyes are wide, the knives in this shop are really better than one. They saw all kinds of knives: some scabbards were inlaid with diamonds from South Africa, some placed a row of diamonds on them, with different colors. They watched and forgot the task that Guan Yu gave them. Then someone called them, and they looked back, "Oh! The devil The soldier shouted. It turned out to be Xiao Qiao. She was dressed very "fashionable": her hair was dyed yellow and curly, her eyelashes were black, her ears were wearing white gold earrings, her hands were wearing rings of various colors, and her nails were covered with shiny cream. "What the hell?! It's called fashion. Do you understand, laotu! " Xiao Qiao said angrily. "Ignore you!" She left angrily. They thought, "Zhou Yu is really unlucky." "Let's buy broadsword in our district" "let's go!"
他們終于選好了一把刀，那把刀的柄是用金剛做成的刀的上邊有一顆鉆石，在太陽(yáng)下金光閃閃。當(dāng)他們拿回去時(shí)，正好看見(jiàn)馬超在炫耀他的那把寶刀，看到他倆回來(lái)了，高興的把大刀拿來(lái)一看，連連說(shuō)好：“好，好，真是一把好刀?！闭f(shuō)這就揮舞起那把新的大刀來(lái)，馬超一看，知道自己比不過(guò)，只好走了。關(guān)羽獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)了他倆。
They finally chose a knife. The handle of the knife is made of King Kong. There is a diamond on the top of the knife, glittering in the sun. When they took it back, they saw that Ma Chao was showing off his sabre. When they saw that they were back, they took a look at it happily and said, "OK, OK, it's really a good sabre." He said that he would wield the new broadsword. Ma Chao saw that he couldn't match him, so he had to go. Guan Yu rewarded them.
這時(shí)，劉備來(lái)了。關(guān)羽瞪大了眼睛：adidas衣褲，真皮的皮鞋，身上裝著一件名牌的西服，鱷魚(yú)牌皮帶，嘴中還叼著一根雪茄。“大哥，你怎么弄成這樣子？”“你不知道曹操和孫權(quán)有多‘牛’在交戰(zhàn)時(shí)裝得一身名牌。曹操還對(duì)喊我做老土。你說(shuō)可不可笑。我現(xiàn)在才不怕，想和我比？走著瞧！”“哦，原來(lái)是這樣。三弟最近也趕時(shí)髦了，他買(mǎi)了一大堆電器，什么電視，冰箱，洗衣機(jī)，電腦，電飯堡等等。”“哦，我也要去買(mǎi)了，拜拜”
At this time, Liu Bei came. Guan Yu's eyes widened: adidas, leather shoes, a famous suit, crocodile belt, and a cigar in his mouth. "Big brother, how can you do this?" "You don't know how many" cattle "Cao Cao and Sun Quan got famous brands in the battle. Cao Cao also called me old-fashioned. It's not funny. I'm not afraid now. Want to compete with me? See! " "Oh, so it is. The third brother is also in fashion recently. He bought a lot of appliances, such as TV, refrigerator, washing machine, computer, electric rice bunker, etc "Oh, I'm going to buy it, too. Bye."
看來(lái)三國(guó)英豪還要居續(xù)趕時(shí)髦了。
It seems that heroes of the Three Kingdoms will continue to live in fashion.
