“砰砰砰”，土地廟的門被拍得山響，外面有人叫道：阿Q，辦廠去。同去，同去，阿Q忙奔過去同去了，誰知沒跑上幾步，便被什么東西絆了個跟頭……于是阿Q醒了。
"Bang bang bang bang", the door of the temple was photographed, outside someone shouted: Ah Q, run a factory. Go with you, go with you. Ah Q hurried to go with you. Who knows if he didn't take a few steps, he stumbled over something So ah q woke up.
現(xiàn)在國家實行改革開放政策，允許私營企業(yè)發(fā)展。于是未莊掀起了辦廠熱，王胡和小D都開設(shè)了自己的工廠，做上了老板，腰掛BP機手捧大哥大，風(fēng)光得不得了，見了阿Q，連眼皮都不抬一下。一想到這，阿Q就氣憤：“媽媽的，不就是個工廠嗎，俺老Q也去辦一個！”
Now the State implements the policy of reform and opening up to allow the development of private enterprises. As a result, Weizhuang set off a factory fever. Wang Hu and xiaod both set up their own factories and became bosses. They hung BPS on their backs and held mobile phones. The scenery was amazing. When they met Ah Q, they couldn't even lift their eyelids. At the thought of this, Ah Q was angry: "Mom's, isn't it a factory? My old q is going to run one!"
阿Q還算是有商業(yè)頭腦的人，他看見未莊的男女老少洗頭時都用一種粘稠的綠色的像鳥糞一樣的東西在頭上涂抹，一打聽，才知道這叫洗發(fā)水。阿Q于是發(fā)現(xiàn)了商機，趕緊注冊了一家日用品公司，專門生產(chǎn)洗發(fā)水。
Ah q is a business minded person. When he saw the men, women, old and young in Weizhuang, they used a kind of thick green things like bird droppings to smear on their heads. Only when he inquired, did he know that it was called shampoo. Ah Q found a business opportunity, and quickly registered a daily necessities company, specializing in the production of shampoo.
阿Q將廠房建在未莊旁邊的未河邊。這未河原本清澈見底，魚蝦眾多，誰知前幾年假洋鬼子與趙太爺合伙辦了一個造紙廠，廢水全排到未河里。現(xiàn)在河里魚蝦早已絕跡，河水也已變成了深綠色。阿Q將廠址選在這里，就是為了就地取材，用這一池綠水作原料。
Ah Q built the factory on the Weihe River next to Weizhuang. The Weihe River used to be clear, with lots of fish and shrimps. In the past few years, the foreign devils and Zhao Taiye cooperated to run a paper mill, and all the wastewater was discharged into the Weihe River. Now the fish and shrimps in the river have disappeared, and the river has become dark green. Ah Q chose the plant site here, just to get local materials and use this pool of green water as raw materials.
很快廠子建了起來。阿Q雇了吳媽和小尼姑做工人，吳媽提水，小尼姑往水里摻下豬糠，阿Q再往里面撒一些香料，就這樣一筒洗發(fā)水就制成。阿Q不禁為自己的聰明而沾沾自喜。
Soon the factory was built. Ah Q hired Wu Ma and her little nun as workers. Wu Ma brought water, and her little nun mixed pig bran into the water. Ah Q sprinkled some spices into the water, which was made of such a bottle of shampoo. Ah Q can't help but be complacent about his cleverness.
阿Q又到外地去收購了一些洗發(fā)水瓶，然后將廠里生產(chǎn)的“產(chǎn)品”分裝到瓶中，拿到外面去銷售。
Ah Q went to other places to buy some shampoo bottles, and then sub packed the "products" produced by the factory into the bottles and sold them outside.
起初，阿Q的洗發(fā)水無人問津，產(chǎn)品嚴(yán)重積壓。阿Q于是又動起了腦筋。
At first, no one paid attention to ah q's shampoo, and the product backlog was serious. Ah Q began to think again.
阿Q到電視臺去做了一個廣告，宣稱：未莊Q公司生產(chǎn)的全新綠色瓶裝飄柔，保證讓您秀發(fā)亮麗動人，烏黑飄逸。
Ah Q went to the TV station to make an advertisement, claiming that the brand-new green bottle produced by Weizhuang Q company is elegant and soft, which guarantees your hair to be bright and moving, black and elegant.
廣告的效應(yīng)果然驚人。很快，阿Q的產(chǎn)品就變得十分暢銷了。阿Q腰包逐漸鼓了起來。
The effect of advertising is amazing. Soon, AQ's products became very popular. Ah Q's waistpack is gradually bulging.
誰知好景不長，沒過幾天，Q公司來了幾個大蓋帽，將廠房封了，還罰了阿Q二十萬，原因是阿Q制造假冒偽劣商品，制作虛假廣告，欺騙消費者，違反了經(jīng)商誠信原則。
Who knows that the good times are not long. Within a few days, Q company came to several big blocks, sealed the factory building, and fined Ah Q 200000 yuan. The reason is that Ah Q made fake and shoddy goods, made false advertisements, deceived consumers, and violated the principle of business integrity.
這下阿Q破產(chǎn)了。他每次走到王胡、小D的工廠前看到那一片紅火的樣子，就憤怒：“媽媽的，總有一天，綠盔綠甲的公安要將你們抓去砍頭，嚓嚓！”
Now ah q is bankrupt. Every time he went to Wanghu and xiaod's factory and saw the red fire, he was angry: "Mom, one day, the public security of green helmets and green armour will catch you and behead you, Chacha!"
