THE republic of Madagonia had been long and well represented at the

　　court of the King of Patagascar by an officer called a Dazie, but

　　one day the Madagonian Parliament conferred upon him the superior

　　rank of Dandee. The next day after being apprised1 of his new

　　dignity he hastened to inform the King of Patagascar.

　　"Ah, yes, I understand," said the King; "you have been promoted and

　　given increased pay and allowances. There was an appropriation2?"

　　"Yes, your Majesty3."

　　"And you have now two heads, have you not?"

　　"Oh, no, your Majesty - only one, I assure you."

　　"Indeed? And how many legs and arms?"

　　"Two of each, Sire - only two of each."

　　"And only one body?"

　　"Just a single body, as you perceive."

　　Thoughtfully removing his crown and scratching the royal head, the

　　monarch4 was silent a moment, and then he said:

　　"I fancy that appropriation has been misapplied. You seem to be

　　about the same kind of idiot that you were before."