AN Ambitious Writer, distinguished1 for the condition of his linen2,

　　was travelling the high road to fame, when he met a Tramp.

　　"What is the matter with your shirt?" inquired the Tramp.

　　"It bears the marks of that superb unconcern which is the

　　characteristic of genius," replied the Ambitious Writer,

　　contemptuously passing him by.

　　Resting by the wayside a little later, the Tramp carved upon the

　　smooth bark of a birch-tree the words, "John Gump, Champion

　　Genius."