Today after dinner, I sat on the sofa, to my college life began in the imagination.

　　My fantasy to our campus: the east is where the game of many students aspire to, a few sunshine big boy is playing in the playground, with one; The west is business lush bamboo forest, in the school green, let a person feeling refreshed, cui lust flow; The south is the place where our school knowledge, lang lang's top coming from the classroom. North school gate is open, the "long" many "spikes", in order not to let the thief to enter easily.

　　My fantasy to our school uniforms: corridor, strange graffiti greeted. "Also I diaoyu islands!" "Reading for the rise of the Chinese," ah, these are the original good patriotic youth! "Mat" miles incense "brand insoles, for shame to his feet." "Drink kidney treasure, forever." Hey, these young grew up dream turned out to be a salesman! "Accidentally drops of kidney!" "It is not a good day." Ah, the youth is in a sad state. "I is the yan Lao tze, I biggest!" "I live in a mental hospital, room 302." This - let me call them what is youth?

　　Oh dear! Dad told me to go shopping together, bye bye, see you next time!

　　今天吃完飯后，我坐在沙發(fā)上，對(duì)我的大學(xué)生活展開了無(wú)限的想象。

　　我，幻想到了我們的校園：東邊是許多同學(xué)向往的游戲地方，幾個(gè)陽(yáng)光大男孩在操場(chǎng)是玩耍，你追我趕;西邊是學(xué)校里生意蔥蘢的竹林，翠色欲流的綠色讓人神清氣爽，;南邊是我們學(xué)校知識(shí)的地方，朗朗的讀書聲從教室里傳來(lái);北面是敞開的學(xué)校大門，上面“長(zhǎng)”了許多“尖刺”，為的是不讓小偷輕易進(jìn)入。

　　我，幻想到了我們的校服：走廊上，千奇百怪的涂鴉映入眼簾。“還我釣魚島!”“為中華之崛起而讀書”呀，原來(lái)這些都是愛(ài)國(guó)的好青年啊!“墊‘十里香’牌鞋墊，要腳不要臉。”“喝腎寶，長(zhǎng)生不老。”喲，這些青年長(zhǎng)大的夢(mèng)想原來(lái)是做推銷員哪!“偶滴腎哪!”“今天不是個(gè)好日子。”哎，這些青年正處在傷心的境界。“偶是閻王老子，偶最大!”“我住精神病院302室。”這這---讓我叫他們是什么青年好呢?

　　哎呀!爸爸叫我一起上街，拜拜，下次見(jiàn)!