玉帝（要趕回天庭時）：“時髦這東西真夠害人的！我一定要下令在天庭不許趕時髦！”
Jade Emperor (going back to heaven): "fashion is really harmful! I must order that there be no fashion in heaven! "
時髦是什么，就是追求時尚，走在時代先鋒。為了追求時髦，就連那主宰天上人間的玉皇大帝也熱鬧了一回。
What is fashion? It is to pursue fashion and walk in the vanguard of the times. In order to pursue fashion, even the Jade Emperor, who dominates the heaven and the earth, was busy once.
玉帝看見各路神仙都已不再聽古典音樂，而是聽現(xiàn)代流行歌曲，頭發(fā)也染成五顏六色的，各有各的形象。每當(dāng)玉帝看見這些，都勃然大怒，表面是這樣，可心底里總是那么的羨慕，玉帝深知自己是天庭的主宰者，要多注意自己的形象，但還是禁止不住自己心中的強烈欲望，就偷偷的變成一個十七八歲的青年，到人間來趕時髦。
The Jade Emperor saw that all kinds of immortals no longer listen to classical music, but listen to modern pop songs, and their hair was dyed in various colors, each with its own image. When the Jade Emperor saw these things, he was furious. On the surface, he was envious. He knew that he was the master of the heaven. He had to pay more attention to his image, but he could not resist the strong desire in his heart, so he secretly became a 17-8-year-old young man and came to the world to catch up with the fashion.
剛不久，玉帝就看見一大群十七八歲的青年男女生騎著摩托車從身邊一掠而過，心中大嘆：“這就是人間的時髦??！”
Just before long, the Jade Emperor saw a large group of 17-8-year-old young men and women riding motorcycles passing by. He sighed in his heart, "this is the fashion of the world!"
“喂，那個小子，你在干什么??？”玉帝聽到有人叫他，忙回頭，看到是兩個青年，便回答：“我在看要怎樣趕時髦?！?/p>
"Hey, that kid, what are you doing?" When the jade emperor heard someone call him, he looked back and saw that it was two young people. He replied, "I'm looking at how to catch up with the fashion."
“要想趕時髦，就跟我們來。我們知道怎樣趕時髦！”其實，那兩個青年就是十惡不赦的大壞蛋，想要拉玉帝下水。玉帝根本不知道人心險惡，便跟了去。
"If you want to catch up with the fashion, follow us. We know how to follow the fashion! " In fact, those two youths are the villains who want to pull the jade emperor into the water. The jade emperor did not know that people were dangerous at all, so he went with them.
青年：“喂，小子?！?/p>
Young man: "Hello, boy."
玉帝：“請叫我玉帝。”
Jade Emperor: "please call me Jade Emperor."
青年：“好，玉帝，去理發(fā)吧！”
Youth: "good, jade emperor, go to have a haircut!"
玉帝：“行！”
Jade Emperor: "OK!"
青年：“要染什么發(fā)色？”
Youth: "what hair color do you want to dye?"
玉帝：“最時髦的那種?！?/p>
Jade Emperor: "the most fashionable one."
青年：“好！”
Youth: "good!"
過了一會兒。
After a while.
青年：“我們?nèi)コɡ璒K！”
Youth: "let's sing karaoke!"
玉帝一聽他們說英文，心里有一種特別的滋味。
When the jade emperor heard them speak English, he had a special taste in his heart.
“開心不開心的都跟我來……”玉帝正在唱潘瑋柏的《快樂崇拜》。唱完后，心里真舒服。
"Come with me if you are happy or unhappy..." The Jade Emperor is singing pan Weibai's "happy worship". After singing, I feel very comfortable.
玉帝：“還有什么更時髦的嗎？”
Jade Emperor: "is there anything more fashionable?"
青年：“有的。你跳過舞沒？就是那種很帶勁的舞?！?/p>
Youth: "yes. Did you dance? It's the kind of dance that's very exciting. "
玉帝（很茫然）：“沒有?！?/p>
Jade Emperor (at a loss): "No."
青年（裝作很大度）：“沒關(guān)系，我們帶你去?！?/p>
Young man (pretending to be generous): "it doesn't matter. We'll take you there."
玉帝（到處感嘆）：“哇！周杰倫的《龍泉》真帶勁耶！”
The Jade Emperor (sighs everywhere): "Wow! Jay Chou's "Longquan" is really exciting! "
陪玉帝的兩個青年，見他如此喜歡趕時髦，嘴角露出了一絲奸笑……
With the two young people of the Jade Emperor, I saw that he liked to follow the fashion so much, and there was a trace of mischievous smile on his lips
第二天。
The second day.
青年：“玉帝，還有一種更時髦的事，要不要去做？”
Young man: "Jade Emperor, there is a more fashionable thing. Do you want to do it?"
玉帝：“是什么？”
Jade Emperor: "what is it?"
青年：“搶銀行。”
Young man: "rob the bank."
玉帝（很爽快）：“好！”
Jade Emperor (very refreshing): "good!"
來到銀行，剛要搶，警察就來了，抓住了玉帝，那兩個青年卻逃跑了。當(dāng)警察審問玉帝時，玉帝只說了一句話：“為了趕時髦?！苯Y(jié)果，他被警察臭罵了一頓，然后，警察把他關(guān)在了監(jiān)獄里。當(dāng)然，玉帝想要逃跑并不難。
When they came to the bank, they were about to rob. The police came and caught the Jade Emperor, but the two young men escaped. When the police interrogated the Jade Emperor, he said only one sentence: "in order to catch up with the fashion." As a result, he was scolded by the police. Then, the police put him in prison. Of course, it is not difficult for the Jade Emperor to escape.
玉帝（要趕回天庭時）：“時髦這東西真夠害人的！我一定要下令在天庭不許趕時髦！”
Jade Emperor (going back to heaven): "fashion is really harmful! I must order that there be no fashion in heaven! "
