玉帝陛下：

Your Majesty the Jade Emperor:

小民乃一介書生，借高考之機(jī)向您告發(fā)人類，他們的可惡行為破壞了您生活的地方，您老難道沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)嗎？您還沒有接到四海龍君向您報(bào)告水族即將滅亡的奏折嗎？咳……

Xiaomin is a scholar. He informs you of human beings by taking advantage of the college entrance examination. Did you not find that their abominable behavior has damaged your life? Haven't you received the memorial that Sihai Longjun reported to you that the aquarium is going to die? Cough...

陛下，您可知以前我們生活的快樂？在一望無際的田野上奔跑，累了就躺在草地上，依偎在母親的懷里，聽她講故事?？墒乾F(xiàn)在母親很少帶我去了，因?yàn)樘炜找呀?jīng)沒有以前那么干凈了，到處飄的都是有毒的粉塵，我們?cè)趺锤椅兀?/p>

Your majesty, do you know the happiness of our life before? Running in the endless fields, I would lie on the grass when I was tired, snuggle up in my mother's arms and listen to her stories. But now my mother seldom takes me, because the sky is not as clean as before, and poisonous dust is floating everywhere. How dare we breathe it?

陛下，您生活在空中，想必您的情況肯定也不會(huì)樂觀吧。聽天庭的御醫(yī)說您和您的臣民們近來得了呼吸道疾病，恐怕是由于那高聳入云的一門門"高炮"不斷向您天庭開炮的結(jié)果吧！他們發(fā)出的炮彈無色無味，沒有什么其他缺點(diǎn)就是有毒，人聞之一定會(huì)死，若不是您神功護(hù)體，恐怕您早已躺在病床上了。

Your majesty, you live in the air. I'm sure your situation will not be optimistic. It's said by the imperial doctor of Tianting that you and your subjects are suffering from respiratory diseases. I'm afraid it's the result of a soaring door & quot; anti-aircraft gun & quot; constantly firing at your Tianting! The shells they sent out are colorless and tasteless. There is no other disadvantage, that is, they are poisonous. People will surely die if they smell them. If it wasn't for your miraculous skill, I'm afraid you would have been lying in the hospital bed.

陛下，小民聽說，您不聽那悅耳的鳥鳴聲，您就會(huì)失眠。小民猜想您現(xiàn)在肯定經(jīng)常失眠，因?yàn)槿祟愐呀?jīng)將鳥族趕盡殺絕了，但人類會(huì)產(chǎn)生"鳥"，那"鳥"好大啊，聽說還是用特殊的金屬制成的，它可以由地面飛入空中，釋放出一定的污染物，導(dǎo)致鳥兒不斷地從空中往下落，之后就……而且它釋放出的氣體可以破壞臭氧層，導(dǎo)致臭氧空洞，導(dǎo)致您和您的臣民飽受紫外線的困擾。

Your majesty, Xiaomin has heard that you will lose sleep if you don't listen to the melodious singing of birds. Xiaomin guesses that you must often lose sleep now, because human beings have killed all the birds, but human beings will produce & quot; Birds & quot;, and that & quot; Birds & quot; is so big. It's said that it's made of special metal. It can fly from the ground into the air, releasing certain pollutants, causing birds to fall from the air, and then And the gases it releases can destroy the ozone layer, cause the ozone hole, and cause you and your subjects to suffer from ultraviolet.

我相信陛下在午休的時(shí)候經(jīng)常被一聲聲噪音所驚醒，那就是那些大"鳥"產(chǎn)生的聲音。陛下，小民真擔(dān)心您以后的睡眠質(zhì)量。

I believe that his majesty is often awakened by a noise during his lunch break, that is, the sound of those big birds. Your majesty, Xiaomin is really worried about your sleep quality in the future.

陛下，您已經(jīng)生活了幾千年，您肯定知道以前的天空是多么的明凈，小民卻沒有見過，還希望陛下您能在百忙之中寫一封信給小民，讓小民以及和小民一樣從未見過明凈的天空是什么樣子的人開開眼，我想那肯定是另一番情景吧。

Your majesty, you have lived for thousands of years. You must know how clear the sky used to be, but Xiao Min has not seen it. I hope you can write a letter to Xiao Min in your busy schedule, so that Xiao Min and others who have never seen the clear sky like Xiao Min can open their eyes. I think that must be another scene.

希望陛下能發(fā)一道命令，或者任命小民為治污大元帥，統(tǒng)領(lǐng)全球百姓治理污染，還您一個(gè)明凈的天空。陛下，小民真的很向往以前那明凈的天空，小民定當(dāng)不遺余力地為陛下打治一個(gè)非常明凈的天空。

I hope your majesty can issue an order, or appoint Xiaomin as the commander-in-chief of pollution control, who will lead the global people in pollution control, and return you a clear sky. Your majesty, I really yearn for the clear sky before. I will spare no effort to fight for a very clear sky for your majesty.

最后，祝陛下和娘娘能夠有一個(gè)健康的身體。

Finally, I wish your majesty and your mother a healthy body.

此致?敬禮！

Best regards!

2007年6月7日

June 7, 2007