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(1)

“一代不如一代！”九斤老太憤憤地小聲嘀咕著，一邊不自覺地又朝右邊小木椅上忘我擁吻的情侶瞥了一眼，便像犯了罪似地收回了目光。

"One generation is not as good as another!" Jiujin old woman muttered angrily, unconsciously glancing at the lovers on the wooden chair on the right, and then took back her eyes as if she had committed a crime.

伊眼見著街頭閃爍的標(biāo)語——“情侶街，品味衣，品味時尚，有愛大聲喊出來！”伊嚇了一大跳，慌忙朝出口走去，喃喃道：“品味啥時尚？我們那時啊，挑開頭蓋才知道新娘啥模樣??！真是一代不如一代！”

Yi saw the flashing slogan in the street: "lovers street, taste clothes, taste fashion, have love shout out!" Yi is scared a big jump, hurried toward the exit, murmured: "taste what fashion?"? At that time, we didn't know what the bride looked like until we chose the first cover! It's not as good as one generation! "

（二）

(two)

九斤老太是怎么會認(rèn)字的呢？哈哈，自從孫女七斤在城里當(dāng)上了《品味時尚》雜志的主編，九斤老太便經(jīng)常來城市探望。七斤本想給老太報個老年大學(xué)，把老太嚇了個半死，伊連忙擺手：“男男女女共處一室，都是有孫兒輩的人，怎么行呢？哎，真是一代不如一代哪！”好在九斤老太耳聰目明，七斤便教她學(xué)字念報，本看在伊很用心，便準(zhǔn)備將最新潮的“火星文”一并教授給老太。卻不料九斤老太臉上的皺紋都擰在了一處，撇著伊的癟嘴罵道：“祖宗之字不可亂改，我們那里誰敢亂改？哎，真是一代不如一代！”

How does old lady Jiujin know how to read? Ha ha, since her granddaughter Qijin became the editor in chief of taste and fashion magazine in the city, Jiujin old lady often visited the city. Qijin wanted to report to the old lady for an old age university, which scared her half to death. Yi hurriedly waved: "men and women live in the same room, all of them have grandchildren. How can we do? Ah, it's not as good as one generation! " Fortunately, old lady Jiujin is very smart, so she teaches her how to read words and newspapers. Seeing that she is very diligent in Iraq, she plans to teach her the latest "Martian writing" together. But unexpectedly, the wrinkles on the face of the nine Jin old lady were all twisted in one place, leaving Yi's shriveled mouth and swearing: "the words of the ancestors can't be changed randomly, who dares to change randomly in our place? Ah, it's not as good as one generation! "

（三）

(three)

這天，七斤沒事做，便從口袋中拿出《品味時尚》雜志，嚷嚷著要給九斤老太念一段文章。

This day, Qijin had nothing to do, so he took out "taste fashion" magazine from his pocket and shouted to read an article to Jiujin old lady.

老太的癟嘴鼓了鼓，終沒叨咕出一句話，便坐下聽孫女讀。

The old lady's shriveled mouth beat the drum, but at last she didn't say a word, so she sat down and listened to her granddaughter.

“38度的陽光溫柔地在我微閉的睫毛上跳躍”，七斤聲情并茂地讀著，又不禁自我陶醉地閉上雙眼?！吧锻嬉鈨?？”九斤老太幾乎覺得自己耳杯了。

"The 38 degree sunlight gently jumps on my closed eyelashes", the seven catties read it with both voice and emotion, and they can't help but close their eyes narcissistically. "What?" Nine Jin old woman almost felt her ear cup.

“我的嘴角上揚，不禁定格成43°的微笑”，七斤自然不理會老太的問題，繼續(xù)半讀半誦?！跋拐垓v！”老太不屑地聳了聳肩。

"I can't help but freeze into a 43 ° smile with the corner of my mouth raised." naturally, Qijin ignored the old lady's question and continued to read and recite. "Toss and turn!" The old woman shrugged scornfully.

“空氣中彌漫著78°摩卡或68°卡布奇諾的芬芳……”七斤略略不舍地放下雜志，期待著伊的夸贊。聽得一頭霧水的老太，看著孫女的眼神，局促不安起來，想了半天，還是將口頭禪涌了出來：“哎呦，一代不如一代哪！”

"The air is fragrant with 78 ° Mocha or 68 ° cappuccino..." Seven Jin slightly reluctant to put down the magazine, looking forward to Iraq's praise. Hearing the confused old lady, looking at her granddaughter's eyes, she was uneasy. After thinking for a long time, she came out with a mantra: "ouch, one generation is not as good as another!"

“什么什么呀！這叫‘小資文’，這叫時尚，教您品味時尚你都不會！”七斤臉上露出不屑的神氣。

"What and what! It's called "petty bourgeoisie" and it's called fashion. You can't even taste fashion! " Qijin's face was disdainful.

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(four)

“奶奶！您太時尚了！城里現(xiàn)在都流行吃您那種玉米窩窩頭，拎你那破蛇皮口袋，尤其是您那句‘一代不如一代’，火了！火了！”七斤興奮地在電話里嚷嚷，“您現(xiàn)在有空教我品味時尚啊！”

"Grandma! You are so fashionable! Now it's popular in the city to eat your kind of corn buns and carry your old snake skin pocket, especially your saying "one generation is not as good as one generation". It's a fire! Fire! " "Seven Jin excitedly yells in the telephone," you have time to teach me to taste fashion now! "

九斤老太臉上露出不可置信的神色，望著破舊瓷碗中的幾個硬面窩窩頭，又浮想到七斤衣服上故意張開的破洞洞，本想罵句“真是一代不如一代”，忽地又想到這又成了時尚，伊覺得不合身份，思來想去，一句話也說不出，便默默掛了電話。

Nine Jin old woman's face showed an unbelievable look, looking at several hard faces in the shabby porcelain bowl, and imagining the holes deliberately opened on seven Jin's clothes. She wanted to scold "one generation is better than another". Suddenly she thought that it became fashion again. Yi thought it was not his identity, thought about it, and could not say a word, so she hung up quietly.

伊失了神，心理叨咕：品味時尚，真是……

Yi lost his mind and murmured psychologically: taste fashion, really