雅思口語(yǔ)理論上講, 是考察你的對(duì)于英文口語(yǔ)的綜合運(yùn)用能力, 并沒有說非要你有多么淵博的知識(shí). 下面小編就和大家分享雅思口語(yǔ)話題，來欣賞一下吧。
我們一起追過的坑爹的雅思口語(yǔ)話題
a) What kind of trees do you know in China ? (part 1 ) 中國(guó)人都是啥樹?
你知道一些特殊的tree嗎?
狂暈了吧, 別說考俺English 啦,你就是考咱Chinese 我也弄不出幾個(gè)樹名字啊, 所以就有了一些中國(guó)考試說—Okay, I do know a lot of trees , like 松tree, 柳tree, 楊tree, 還有梧桐tree. 你說這,我徹底無語(yǔ)了.
b) Describe a time you watched a sky 描述你望天的一個(gè)經(jīng)歷( part 2 ) , 更坑爹的是在part3 問你 在中國(guó)哪里看星星比較好?
World 個(gè)弟, 我的哥, 這中國(guó)都是霧霾foggy/smoggy /hazy weather 啊,這在北京考雅思的烤鴨們不氣死才怪呢, 這帝都哪都看不到star啊, 看星星啊, 去電視上或者高清high-definition的I-Pad上絕對(duì)有啊.
c) Describe a child/kid made you laugh 描述一個(gè)讓你發(fā)笑的小孩(part2).
天哪我可最討厭熊孩子啊, 尤其那trouble maker , 我煩都煩死了,哪能笑啊, 我不是笑啊, 我只是annoyed 的份兒啊.
我就是孩子啊, 我搞笑么? 所以這純粹是扯淡呀.
d) Do Xinjiang People can get access to website now ? 中國(guó)新疆人能上網(wǎng)了么? (part3)
讓我吐糟你么考官同志? 你真的以為我們中國(guó)新疆那么窮么? 中國(guó)么有那么窮好不好? 不要瞧不起人好不好? 連您老人家都來中國(guó)混飯吃了呢, 幾十年前中國(guó)很多地方都有cyber bar了 啊, 你想干啥?! 你還是想問敏感的政治sensitive political stuff啊, 不怕我舉報(bào)你呀? 想不想在中國(guó)混了啊.
e) Can you predict the stock market in China ? 你能預(yù)測(cè)下中國(guó)的股市么?
大哥我不是剛才說了么俺是學(xué)Chinese的么, 我不是股神巴菲特啊,你讓俺情何以堪, 難道你要買中國(guó)的stock股票么? 你是不是在中國(guó)炒股賠了呀大哥? 若是這樣,我給你問問吧,別嚇我啊,我可以安慰你的,至少作一個(gè) good-listener就對(duì)么有問題的.
f) 女士穿啥衣服好看? ( part 1)
我咋知道啊, 俺本身就不是那么的fashion-conscious 啊, 你是不是搞對(duì)象了啊? 讓俺給你參謀下dressing style 呀? 么有這么玩的好不好呀.
g) Describe a time you saw a wild animal( describe a time you were pretty close to a wild animal ) 描述你近距離接觸野生動(dòng)物的經(jīng)歷 ( part 2 ).
主啊, my lord啊! 這是啥狗屁考官examiner 啊? 大哥咱問正常點(diǎn)好不哈啊, 給你說個(gè)動(dòng)物不就行了啊, 我要說我接觸過你信么? 你不知道中國(guó)北京八達(dá)嶺野生動(dòng)物園的悲劇tragedy 嗎? 我要是真的接觸過, 你還能看到哥在這聊天扯淡么給你? 無語(yǔ)…
h) Did you eat snake before ? ( part 3 ) 你吃過蛇么?
我吃過! 你信么? 你吃過么大哥? 我是北京的, 我不是說我是 born and bred(土生土長(zhǎng))的北京人么? 看來考官大哥你真的得了老年癡呆癥了( AD—Alzheimer’s Disease) 或者失憶癥( amnesia)了. 我狂暈500年好不好呀, 我不是來自廣東好不好.
i) 北京的霧霾到底是咋回事? 來自哪? 能告訴我準(zhǔn)確的答案嗎? ( part 3)
考官大人, 政府都么有搞明白呢? 你問我這啊, 我不是thinking tank智囊團(tuán)啊, 么有那么地聰明啊, 這樣吧,你告訴我吧. 能不能給換一個(gè)正常點(diǎn)的question問題考俺啊? 祝您老萬壽無疆long life!
雅思口語(yǔ)Part2物品類題庫(kù)：好消息
Describe a piece of good news you heard from TV or the Internet.
You should say:
what the news was about
when you got this news
where you got this news from
and explain why you think it was a good piece of news.
I once read a piece of good news on the website of the New York Times. It was two years ago, I was still a journalism student and one of my tutors assigned me to do a presentation for my news-gathering course. The time limit was five minutes and it was supposed to be a critique, i.e., stating clearly what was good and bad about the story.
So I started preparing for my assignment. I was skimming through pages and clicking around when this article caught my eye. Basically, it was about a high school student who got bullied because he stuttered. The news story was a good one because it wasn’t what I expected it to be — a one-sided story that went on about the poor boy.
This piece was actually rather fair and balanced. It tried to show the readers what had happened to the stutterer and they gave the alleged bullies a chance to give their side of the story. From the journalistic perspective, it was a neat one.
雅思口語(yǔ)Part2物品類題庫(kù)：好建議
Describe A piece of advice you’ve received.
You should say:
what it is
who gave it to you
why you took the advice
and explain what the result was.
I can remember a time when I sought advice from a wide range of different people. It was a couple of years ago, at a previous job, when I fell for a colleague. From my perspective it was love at first sight, but I was unsure whether the feeling was mutual and I didn’t know my company’s stance on office romances.
I didn’t know what to do and I didn’t want to listen to just one person, so, as I said, I asked a few of my friends to get a broad set of opinions and points of view. A couple of people had reservations and advised caution, they recommended that I should take things slow, after all, “good things come to those that wait”. However, the general feeling was that I should go for it and ask her out. They said I had nothing to lose and I should strike while the iron’s hot. I had butterflies in my stomach, but despite being a nervous wreck, I eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out.
As it happens, I shouldn’t have listened to them. She turned me down in front of all my co-workers and I had to walk back to my desk with my tail between my legs. I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life and I’ll definitely think twice before putting my heart on the line again. As they say, “once bitten, twice shy.
